sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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