i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
