Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We got so high we made milksteak
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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