I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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