Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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