he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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