This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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