lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm too high and old for this...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
