do herpes really smell.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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