i don't like sucking hair
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize
