i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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