Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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