Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Welp...herpes.
Ketchup is God's man juice
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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