The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i out mim tonsoeep
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