I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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