it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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