You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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