It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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