Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was confusing and full of hummus
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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