I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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