I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize