Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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