You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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