You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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