matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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