Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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