weddingsv make me drug and hornr
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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