Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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