Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
