Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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