THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I deserve this hangover.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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