Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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