He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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