i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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