hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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