Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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