I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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