I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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