Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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