I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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