Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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