why didn't you poke me back
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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