So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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