Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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