# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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