WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
