where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
