he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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