well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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