Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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