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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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