Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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