I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
