We named our party play list daddy issues
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
