She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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