Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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