Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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