Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just tell him i said nine months
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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