I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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