i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I cut my penus on the lid.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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