New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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