All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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